Thursday, February 16, 2006

This is the guy Dick Cheney shot. With a gun. No seriously. Our VICE PRESIDENT shot this man! I know, I know, its totally retarded!

My dad asks, would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or ride in a car with Ted Kennedy driving? I'd go with Ted. The hookers alone would provide sufficient padding in the event of an accident.


Anonymous Lynne Cheney said...

I would shoot him in the face too.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Condolizza said...

Lynn, didn't he already shoot you in the face at that key party you and Dick had not too long back?

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Jenna Bush said...

Oh that one was a ripper. I woke up in a dumpster behind the Watergate Building the next day.

4:12 PM  
Anonymous barbera bush said...

I 'member-- i totally fingerbanged you and lost an acrylic nail.

4:36 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

I'd take my chances in the car, at least I know I how to swim

5:55 PM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

I think that the reason he got shot is that He and Dick are not only "Hunting Buddies" but actuall secret "Butt Buddies" Dick got all Diddy on his ass because his "hunting buddy" went to Mexico for some mexian uncut cock when Dick cancled their monthly meeting to go "Hunting."

It's just a theory....

6:28 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

I'm betting Dick thought that shooting him was the quick and easy way to quit him

9:21 PM  
Blogger amandarama said...

Noah, I am so in love with you and your cultural references right now.

10:31 PM  

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