I so sorry. Oh no!
Perennial Olympic disappointment Michelle Kwan announced today she is withdrawing from the Turin Olympic Games cuz she injured her groin muscle.
I guess too many cooter slams on the ice will do that to ya'!
In a statement released today, Michelle Kwan said: "I so sorry. I bring disgrace to me and my family. Oh no! Me so horny. How you doin!"
posted by Noah at 2/12/2006 09:20:00 AM
2 Comments:
Wow...that entry made the memories come flooding back turd me. I remember the day she said "OH NO!" to me after she broke my high-man and proceeded to drink the blood and then tried to give me a kiss. I said "BITCH! Don't kiss me! I am NOT a lesbian!"
Oh...those were the days...
Well, you see, its because im afraid of failure, and its a cycle of self sabatage that I ... i mean, oh no! I just so ho'nee! 5 dollah suckee!
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