Sunday, February 12, 2006

I so sorry. Oh no!

Perennial Olympic disappointment Michelle Kwan announced today she is withdrawing from the Turin Olympic Games cuz she injured her groin muscle.

I guess too many cooter slams on the ice will do that to ya'!

In a statement released today, Michelle Kwan said: "I so sorry. I bring disgrace to me and my family. Oh no! Me so horny. How you doin!"


Anonymous Cheryl MerKOWski said...

Wow...that entry made the memories come flooding back turd me. I remember the day she said "OH NO!" to me after she broke my high-man and proceeded to drink the blood and then tried to give me a kiss. I said "BITCH! Don't kiss me! I am NOT a lesbian!"

Oh...those were the days...

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Michelle Kwan said...

Well, you see, its because im afraid of failure, and its a cycle of self sabatage that I ... i mean, oh no! I just so ho'nee! 5 dollah suckee!

11:45 AM  

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