Christ, what I wouldn't pay to look like a cross between Jerri blank and Jerry Jewell.... FIVE DOLLAH.. I wouldn't pay five dollah. Maybe $2.50 or something. What? Don't judge. My tanning is expensive....I ain't got money for some ugly dead woman's face. At least I ain't got a lot of money. LAY OFF BITCH!
What was I writing about again? It is so smooookeeey in here hoooneeey....
Jeri Jewel, who could forget her. Do you remember the name of the song her and Bllaair sang for talent show night?? I think in real life she was a comedienne. Probably playing in some run down casino in Vegas. Girls!
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Ah, the wonders of plastic surgery...
people are all up on her because she stills smokes.
This is an improvement from what she looked like before the surgery?!
If I smoked, and was told that said smoking might literally make my face fall off, I would seriously consider stopping.
Christ, what I wouldn't pay to look like a cross between Jerri blank and Jerry Jewell.... FIVE DOLLAH.. I wouldn't pay five dollah. Maybe $2.50 or something. What? Don't judge. My tanning is expensive....I ain't got money for some ugly dead woman's face. At least I ain't got a lot of money. LAY OFF BITCH!
What was I writing about again? It is so smooookeeey in here hoooneeey....
Jeri Jewel, who could forget her. Do you remember the name of the song her and Bllaair sang for talent show night??
I think in real life she was a comedienne. Probably playing in some run down casino in Vegas. Girls!
You are an evil bastard and that is why I love you!
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