Monday, February 26, 2007

Crap I love Shitcago!


Someone took a big dump on my bus ride downtown this morning and we had to switch buses. The driver smooshed it between two newspapers before I got off--now THAT'S what I call a shit sammy!

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16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that stinks!

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Dorothea said...

woops, that was me.

4:29 PM  
Anonymous dana said...

OH. MY. GOD.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous pooplover said...

nothing beats public defecation

4:57 PM  
Blogger Dav.d said...

The only thought that comes to mind is Jet Blue has taken over the Chicago Bus system and is locking passengers on board for hours at a time.

5:38 PM  
Anonymous The Big Wiper said...

Twenty-three-skidoo-doo!

8:02 PM  
Anonymous stinkstankstunk said...

that's cray-zee! what kind of poo was it? runny? solid? i must know!

11:48 PM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

did it look like mashed potatoes?

12:48 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

wow. Your experience was way cooler than mine. Some guy was just smoking pot on my bus

8:13 AM  
Blogger Baby Jon said...

that is so gross... I dont get it though... did he take off his pants, or pull them down? was it crowded on the bus? was he straight crazy or was it an accident? Was it on the seat or the floor? Did the driver notice or did someone tell on him? You say the driver "sandwiched" it, what does that mean exactly? I need more details please?

9:17 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

better than being 10 feet away from the one person in your train car lighting a crack pipe.

on both the red and the green.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Devin said...

Well, said shitpile was in the back of the bus....I was sitting at the front, facing forward with my ipod on blast-off. So....I didn't see anything....but sure did smell it! The bus was mostly empty as it was like 11:30am on a Monday. Apparently some guy just decided to pop a squat in the middle of the aisle and then got off the bus. He did poop on top of a newspaper, then the bus driver put newspaper on top of that and smooshed it together to pick it up! That's all I know! It stunk big time and I had to get off the friggin' bus! It was a pile, much like the pic I posted. That's all I know.

3:16 PM  
Blogger Baby Jon said...

Thank you for your thorough follow up!

8:54 PM  
Blogger mark7791135 said...

OMG thats where I left it...

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hot mash potatoes tonight! hot mash potatoes tonight! thats right!!

5:55 AM  
Blogger Daily Haiku! said...

Public transport...*sigh*

a glimpse into EVERYMAN

...into his ass too!

12:27 PM  

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