Crap I love Shitcago!
Someone took a big dump on my bus ride downtown this morning and we had to switch buses. The driver smooshed it between two newspapers before I got off--now THAT'S what I call a shit sammy!
posted by Devin at 2/26/2007 04:10:00 PM
16 Comments:
that stinks!
woops, that was me.
OH. MY. GOD.
nothing beats public defecation
The only thought that comes to mind is Jet Blue has taken over the Chicago Bus system and is locking passengers on board for hours at a time.
Twenty-three-skidoo-doo!
that's cray-zee! what kind of poo was it? runny? solid? i must know!
did it look like mashed potatoes?
wow. Your experience was way cooler than mine. Some guy was just smoking pot on my bus
that is so gross... I dont get it though... did he take off his pants, or pull them down? was it crowded on the bus? was he straight crazy or was it an accident? Was it on the seat or the floor? Did the driver notice or did someone tell on him? You say the driver "sandwiched" it, what does that mean exactly? I need more details please?
better than being 10 feet away from the one person in your train car lighting a crack pipe.
on both the red and the green.
Well, said shitpile was in the back of the bus....I was sitting at the front, facing forward with my ipod on blast-off. So....I didn't see anything....but sure did smell it! The bus was mostly empty as it was like 11:30am on a Monday. Apparently some guy just decided to pop a squat in the middle of the aisle and then got off the bus. He did poop on top of a newspaper, then the bus driver put newspaper on top of that and smooshed it together to pick it up! That's all I know! It stunk big time and I had to get off the friggin' bus! It was a pile, much like the pic I posted. That's all I know.
Thank you for your thorough follow up!
OMG thats where I left it...
hot mash potatoes tonight! hot mash potatoes tonight! thats right!!
Public transport...*sigh*
a glimpse into EVERYMAN
...into his ass too!
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