Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!

Apparently "beefer" means "a shit" in Australia according to urbandictionary.com. Another definition is "A guy or girl who is WAY too....large for their own good."


It's funny, in our world it's both. We call our pup Beefer because he's so fat, but I guess since he just dropped a huge deuce he also "laid a beefer." Other urbandicitonary.com definitions for "beefer" include....

"Large hairy men who take off their shirts and 'belly buck' each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men."

EXAMPLE: Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!

"A person who tries to beef up his chode."

"A stupid faggot shit head mother fucking ass hole bitch sucking chode breath anal juicing retarded ass mongrel."