You Have to be F'ing Kidding
Licorice Pirate brought these to my attention. Ms. Rachael Ray Ray has albums. I don't think she sings on them. She just is endorsing them. I think.
Whatever, it is -- it is kind of ree ree. She can have 97 shows on Food Network, a daytime talk show, cookbooks, a magazine, a line of cookwear, etc.
But not music albums. What's next -- Paula Dean's Hard Core Rap CD? Emeril Sings Ska? That Semi-Home Cooked Bitch Scatting (oh, and releasing an album).
posted by Noah at 9/24/2006 10:11:00 AM
8 Comments:
i hate how she says 'E.V.O.O.' instead of olive oil.
and.
yup.
that's all.
I didn't think I could possibly hate her anymore than I already do, but... now I do.
THX PNS!!!!
This is the worst thing that could have happened to day time TV. Yet another reason to go into work each day... I hate her and her flattened chicken cutlet tits. Boo Ray.
I was kinda hoping she'd sing.
...
so i could hear her raspy, gutteral bj-voiccce
butcher some kiddie songs.
:C
I think I released something when I read that Markie Post! A deuce!
Who is buying those shit sammies? Gypsies? Professional garage sale stagers? Shut ins?
cleanse yourselves--- you can thank me later...
http://jamesderekdwyer.com/2006/09/rafaella.html
ew.
that vid reminds me of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1wG9g1wjSA
ghghh.
Everytime I see her I think of you grrls doing the beejer voice thing...
then I think of Rachel Ray duct taped to some lawn furniture and me with an aluminum bat in my hand.
She is the Cathy Lee of FoodTV.
Thats all.
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