g'DAY!!

CROIKY!! G'DAY MATES! I w'just layin' 'round on dis 'ere black sateen sheets enjoying meself some crakahs n' vegeMOIT n' listenin' to me digereedoo cd's I just bought from Aymahzon. DOT COOM!
I'm just having meself a roit FANCY TOIM and I ... **slides off slippery sheets**

*from underneath bed* CROIKY!! I'm going to be out of comission for a WHOILE!!