Thursday, June 22, 2006

Two in the PINKA

Saw this on the Southwest Airline page. She has been with the company for all 35 years of its existence.

Linda Pinka (known fondly as Pinka), Flight Attendant

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you at Southwest?
A drunken passenger passed out in the rear lavatory, and when we went to "rescue" him, he had his head in the toilet. We grabbed his hair to lift his head out of the toilet, only to end up with a handful of toupee that had been stained blue from the toilet water!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...and then he shoved a V8 can in my cho-cha and i came so hard I pooped on his forehead."

7:18 PM  
Blogger Emerson said...



7:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who knew mrs. garrison was couldn't retire off her facts of life money and was whoring herself out to southwest?

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anders said...

Isn't that Meryl Streep in "Postcards from the Edge"?

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Linda S. Pinka thinks she's the queen of Southwest Airlines flight attendants but she hasn't actually worked a flight since prior to 9/11/01. She was born in 1947 so she's not exactly "hot" anymore. She now uses her airline ID merely to ride for free and visits flight attendant bases throughout the country to sell them her junk jewelry.

6:40 PM  

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