I'm Back and Junk

It's America's Favorite Klepto - NONESY RYDER. I want to say nasty things and make fun of her, but I hope she can come back in style. She has been trying for a couple of years --playing it low-key, probably stealing things $10 or less so as not to stir suspicion.

She has got a couple films in the (fan) can and maybe one of them can show us the Winona we fell in love with in "Beetlejews," "Heathers," and "Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael." (woops, scratch that last one)

This is a shout-out to you NONESY. Don't muff it up.