Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Funny Caption contest

The winner will receive a month's supply of insulin.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Joy Behar said...

God, I wish this flower was a bucket of chicken.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Patti LaBelle said...

"Look at this flower"

God I hope i win. My blood has got real high honey and I need that insulins.

1:06 PM  
Blogger James Derek Dwyer said...

"Can you eat these?"

2:20 PM  
Blogger Chargenda said...

"Look what I just found growing in my flesh folds!"

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"your right, this 2 foot diameter sunflower does make me look skinny"

3:05 PM  
Blogger BIDDLEBM06 said...

This flower (pause) like my entertainer career (another useless dramatic pause) is short lived, about to die and really not that pretty

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Tiffany Towers said...

can i shove this up my p-ssy.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

Do anyone have a vase of gravy for this?

3:33 PM  
Blogger brett said...

he loves me.

he's a motherfucking faggot.

he loves me.

he's been wearing my shoes again... (thank god for bogo)

he loves me.

...oh, who the hell am i kidding?

4:06 PM  
Anonymous lisa ling said...

get me some fucking ranch to dip this into!

4:40 PM  
Anonymous devin said...

"Big Fat Whore with Fake Hair and Fake Smile Holding Fake Flower."

4:49 PM  
Anonymous billy said...

"you know they only gave my job to rosie because they needed someone to make barbara walters look thin. And I'm too cute today to start on her."

4:53 PM  
Anonymous kasher said...

"No, it's true. I just got offered the role of Corky in the musical revival of 'Life Goes On.' So stick THIS in your cussyhole, Ms. Loooooopone!!!!"

7:11 PM  
Anonymous Sissy Scissors said...

"This flower has pleasured me more times than my husband."

7:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was on "The View", I got a free wedding! Kicked off "The View", and all I get is damn samples from Flower Mart!

10:20 PM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

All the make-up artists, hair stylists, fashion consultants, and even photoshop can't make me look like a woman.... *single tear*

3:12 AM  
Anonymous Shelby-Kitty said...

Ooh, I need insulin.
**clears throat**

I wish meoow's litter smelled like this flower, and not like fish and salmon meow.

8:25 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Ladies and Gentlemen: the new photo for the box of Summer's Eve Disposable Women's Wash.

10:01 AM  

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