posted by Noah at 6/28/2006 01:05:00 PM
God, I wish this flower was a bucket of chicken.
"Look at this flower"God I hope i win. My blood has got real high honey and I need that insulins.
"Can you eat these?"
"Look what I just found growing in my flesh folds!"
"your right, this 2 foot diameter sunflower does make me look skinny"
can i shove this up my p-ssy.
Do anyone have a vase of gravy for this?
he loves me.he's a motherfucking faggot.he loves me.he's been wearing my shoes again... (thank god for bogo)he loves me....oh, who the hell am i kidding?
get me some fucking ranch to dip this into!
"Big Fat Whore with Fake Hair and Fake Smile Holding Fake Flower."
"you know they only gave my job to rosie because they needed someone to make barbara walters look thin. And I'm too cute today to start on her."
"No, it's true. I just got offered the role of Corky in the musical revival of 'Life Goes On.' So stick THIS in your cussyhole, Ms. Loooooopone!!!!"
"This flower has pleasured me more times than my husband."
When I was on "The View", I got a free wedding! Kicked off "The View", and all I get is damn samples from Flower Mart!
All the make-up artists, hair stylists, fashion consultants, and even photoshop can't make me look like a woman.... *single tear*
Ooh, I need insulin. **clears throat**I wish meoow's litter smelled like this flower, and not like fish and salmon meow.
Ladies and Gentlemen: the new photo for the box of Summer's Eve Disposable Women's Wash.
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God, I wish this flower was a bucket of chicken.
"Look at this flower"
God I hope i win. My blood has got real high honey and I need that insulins.
"Can you eat these?"
"Look what I just found growing in my flesh folds!"
"your right, this 2 foot diameter sunflower does make me look skinny"
can i shove this up my p-ssy.
Do anyone have a vase of gravy for this?
he loves me.
he's a motherfucking faggot.
he loves me.
he's been wearing my shoes again... (thank god for bogo)
he loves me.
...oh, who the hell am i kidding?
get me some fucking ranch to dip this into!
"Big Fat Whore with Fake Hair and Fake Smile Holding Fake Flower."
"you know they only gave my job to rosie because they needed someone to make barbara walters look thin. And I'm too cute today to start on her."
"No, it's true. I just got offered the role of Corky in the musical revival of 'Life Goes On.' So stick THIS in your cussyhole, Ms. Loooooopone!!!!"
"This flower has pleasured me more times than my husband."
When I was on "The View", I got a free wedding! Kicked off "The View", and all I get is damn samples from Flower Mart!
All the make-up artists, hair stylists, fashion consultants, and even photoshop can't make me look like a woman.... *single tear*
Ooh, I need insulin.
**clears throat**
I wish meoow's litter smelled like this flower, and not like fish and salmon meow.
Ladies and Gentlemen: the new photo for the box of Summer's Eve Disposable Women's Wash.
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