Tuesday, April 25, 2006

It's A Living

I got this list of the inter-nets. These are the stars who are paid the most to sell shit.


PLEASE LET ME KNOW OTHER OMISSIONS FROM THIS LIST:

1 Catherine Zeta-Jones
£11.2m (T-Mobile) aka TITS MOBILE

2 Angelina Jolie - more like St. John's Wart
£6.7m (St John)

3 - Nicole Kidman
£6.7m (Chanel No 5) also the same number as her waist size

4 - Jessica Simpson "i don't get zits and junk when i use pro-active"
£4.2m (Guthy-Renker)

5 - Gwyneth Paltrow
£3.4m (Estee Lauder) i am pretty, damnit. where the hell is apple?

6 - Charlize Theron
£3.4m (Dior) COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DIOR....

7 - Julia Roberts (i don't know what it is, but it must be for her gynormous teeth)
£2.8m (Gianfranco Ferre)

8 - Brad Pitt
£2.2m (Heineken) i have no words for this one

9 - Scarlett Johansson
£2.2m (L'Oreal) look at my tits and listen to my smokey voice.

10 - Penelope Cruz
£2.2m (L'Oreal) "Jew are so crazy"


I think there were some omission from this list.

Omissions include:

-Cher's for "Shoop Spray"

-Carnie Wilson for "Kenny Rogers' Chicken Shacks"

-Sr. Helen Prejean for "OB's Wine-Soaked Tampons (Now in Chardonnay)"

3 Comments:

Blogger Bruce said...

Don't forget...

Susan Sarandon (Covergirl...or some make-up)
Julianne Moore (Covergirl)
Queen Latifah (Make-up of some sort)
Felicity Huffman (Dove)
Florence Henderson (Polident or some denture stuff)
Kirsti Alley (Weight Watchers)

I'm sure there's more...but I just realized the rule is "paid the most" so maybe these don't count.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Marz said...

And there is the clothing line that Jessica Simpson is "spokesperson" for. They are currently suing her for breach of contract stating that she did not wear the clothes and promote them as stated in her contract. She was paid $2.2 million in licensing fees and guaranteed an additional $6 Mil.

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A gift...

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11:06 PM  

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