Monday, April 24, 2006

Whoa Babes

Cher: Hey Karl Lagerfeld, have you seen my lil lesbian angel?

Karl: (in German accent) No, I haf naught.

Cher: What about you HoHan? Have you seen my Chassy, whoa! (licks lips)

LL: ohmygod! i saw her eating out Kate Spade's box.

Cher: Oh Chassy! How many times have I told her to wait until after the party to eat someone's box. She is sooooo grounded - whoa babes (licks lips again),


Blogger BIDDLEBM06 said...

man - i don't care how much yo pay to have yourself lifted, tucked, pinned and botoxed -- sometimes you can't get that tired-ass look off your face! someone get cher a barko-lounger -- she looks like she could use a nappy-poo!

1:41 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

I can so see this conversation happening...maybe in a cave or on a tugboat

3:34 PM  
Anonymous gangrene said...

OK. Please step forward if you're not going to turn into a pile of dust by the end of the year.

Not so fast Lohan!

9:51 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

is cher on autopilot?

10:00 AM  
Blogger Sharon said...

What happened to Cher's other leg?

Should I send the one I have from my late husband. It is the right leg.

Sharon in Tampon

3:07 PM  

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