This is how much I liked the Oscars
It was BORING. I love Jon Stewart, but this was not him at his best. He is better in his studio -- with a smaller audience. I don't think the Oscar crowd gets his stuff.
As for the winners, PREDICATABLE is the only word that comes to mind.
And Crash for Best Picture -- really? Racism is bad and stuff. We get it.
I was happy for:
-Dolly Parton's performance
-Philip Seymour Hoffman's win. He was BRILLIANT!
-The In-Memoriam. I love seeing dead people.
and
-The Dame Judi Dench commerical
posted by Noah at 3/06/2006 04:43:00 PM
13 Comments:
I love Dolly so hard that I really feel like she got robbed of her oscar. I know 3 6 mafia is a good rap band or whatever, but I really don't think the song could hold a candle to Dolly's. And the Crash song, my GOD I almost feel asleep during the preformance. I know I am going to get crap for saying it But Dolly was robbed.
OH and her dress was awesome!!! just for the record.
point well made. they are usually boring. but yet i still can't stop from watching.
the year bjork sang her song, though, was a treat. i want more stuff like that.
See, I really liked them this year. More than the past two years. I loved the Robert Altman thing. But, yeah, there were some super dull moments. But, some great performances were awarded. Unlike last year. I hated Million Dollar Baby. A lot.
I really want to punch condeleza. her face is so cunty.
Bite your tongue Charlie. Loved Million Dollar Baby.
I have a question...can someone please explain to me John Stewart's joke about Bjork would have been at the Oscars but Cheney shot her while she was putting on her dress? I understand the Cheney thing because he shot whatever his name is...but what is the Bjork correlation? That just went right over my head and so far no one can explain this to me.
a few years back she wore a dress that looked like a huge goose, with the neck of it wrapped around her shoulders. Cheney got in his "accident" while bird hunting so the joke was- He mistook her for a bird and blew the bitch's head off.
ooooooh...okay that makes a lot of sense now. Didn't Ellen wear something similar to some award event too?
I think in this picture Condee is actually stating the length of her clit.
Remember when the Oscars used to do huge musical numbers with all sorts of crazy fucks up on the stage and they'd have big Broadway like productions? THAT is when the Oscars weren't boring. I think they were trying to get back to that with the burning Crash car and the pimps n hos, but truly stunning was Dolly, sans set, singing. LETS ALL ROAD TRIP TO DOLLYWOOD.
i remember when nell carter sang and danced - yes, danced -- to "Never Had A Friend Like Me" from "Alladin."
It was mesmerizing.
-"Bite your tongue" - how apropos to the scene in the movie.
-I agree with Link about Condi's thingy, and
-I was dissappointed that Felicity Huffman didn't win.
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