Showgirls 2: LA
I have this great idea. Picture it-- Showgirls 2 (... Showgirls Too: the Wreckening??? we'll workshop the title...)
(mmmm... sooo greazy)
Ok, so here's the story. Nomie flees Vegas right? She heads straight to LA to pitch her crazy life story be made into a movie. Now, the instinct here is to go campy, but trust me it will be way better if everyone is deadly serious. Ok, so she's in LA, and convinces MGM top brass to greenlight this puppy (through her feminine wiles of course ... she just fucks the shit out of him in the hollywood hills or something) and then casting begins for her movie, which will be called Showgirls. The cast of the original movie returns and plays themselves (yay! Gina Gershon will have some work!), and she works *ahem* very closely with the engenue who will play Nomi. There will be this ultra hot lezbo scene where Nomi has sex with "Nomi" on set. Nomi becomes more and more jealous of "Nomi's" attention, and decides the day of shooting (which happens to be the most expensive and elaborate scene) she wants to star in her own movie and pushes "Nomi" down a giant marble staircase. They take a gamble and hire Nomi.
my idea for Showgirls 2: A+
(mmmm... sooo greazy)
Ok, so here's the story. Nomie flees Vegas right? She heads straight to LA to pitch her crazy life story be made into a movie. Now, the instinct here is to go campy, but trust me it will be way better if everyone is deadly serious. Ok, so she's in LA, and convinces MGM top brass to greenlight this puppy (through her feminine wiles of course ... she just fucks the shit out of him in the hollywood hills or something) and then casting begins for her movie, which will be called Showgirls. The cast of the original movie returns and plays themselves (yay! Gina Gershon will have some work!), and she works *ahem* very closely with the engenue who will play Nomi. There will be this ultra hot lezbo scene where Nomi has sex with "Nomi" on set. Nomi becomes more and more jealous of "Nomi's" attention, and decides the day of shooting (which happens to be the most expensive and elaborate scene) she wants to star in her own movie and pushes "Nomi" down a giant marble staircase. They take a gamble and hire Nomi.
my idea for Showgirls 2: A+
posted by Noah at 11/29/2005 01:16:00 PM
6 Comments:
Let me know when it comes out! I am SO THERE!!!!
and by the time it gets a greenlight and gets made Liz Berkley will be like 55 and saggy.
I know! that's why it needs to happen NOW! It'll be a Kaufman-esque moebus strip.
did elizbeth berkeley get dipped in crisco for that photo? i bet she'd be tasty if she was deep fried.
Noah, the only thing missing in this brilliant confection of yours is Molly and some sort of virtual reality cliche. Oh, and pedicures, we need many pedicure scenes. It's LA afterall...
There is one fatal flaw in your idea: what makes you so sure MGM's head of motion picture development would be, um, into Nomi?
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