Introducing the Dookie Duffel. It looks like a regular bowling bag, but it's lined with science grade activated charcoal to cut back on accidental flatus while dropping your stool. It comes with a reusable towel - so it looks like you're just sitting on the bowling bench, leaning forward at an awkward angle with your pants shucked down to your knees as you grunt and strain to "make" in the open section of your bowling bag - as any bowler might. Use the towel for wiping - no muss, no fuss. And you're ready for your next STRIKE!
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A podcast that covered this :-)
http://www.gizwizsearch.com/episode-598.html
Now if I could just figure out how to number two while I'm bowling.
Introducing the Dookie Duffel. It looks like a regular bowling bag, but it's lined with science grade activated charcoal to cut back on accidental flatus while dropping your stool. It comes with a reusable towel - so it looks like you're just sitting on the bowling bench, leaning forward at an awkward angle with your pants shucked down to your knees as you grunt and strain to "make" in the open section of your bowling bag - as any bowler might. Use the towel for wiping - no muss, no fuss. And you're ready for your next STRIKE!
Rob and the Carny, your commetns were too funny. I was in tears from laughing.
From the makers of Wet Wipes™ and Scintillating Sensatisions™, comes the Dookie Duffel. You'll never have to choose between bowling or pooping.
When doodie calls, Dookie Duffel answers.
Dear lord -nothing says "classy" like a golf club full of old white guy piss...
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