Tuesday, October 21, 2008

My audition tape for "Showgirls: The Musical"

My biggest strength is my Fosse-like hand work.

What do you think is my biggest asset?

13 Comments:

Blogger Peter said...

I love how quickly his face slaps get out of time with the music. Srsly though, he knows how to shake that ass. He should be shaking it to some booty house.

10:14 AM  
Blogger Anders said...

I actually think the sound isn't synched up properly. And that ass has GOT to be on some sort of ball bearing mechanism the way it swings around!

12:25 PM  
Blogger Daniel said...

Aww. I was hoping to see some finger guns. At least he got the tits right. And am I mistaken or did this dude just butt clap?

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Miss Gina said...

That is one girl with no body image problem, darlin'.

12:56 PM  
Blogger BlueBolt said...

at first I thought he was just kidding around, but then I began to wonder.....

2:43 PM  
Anonymous stevieDisme said...

there is definite motion in that ocean!

and by ocean i mean fatass.

4:45 PM  
Blogger wrustle said...

you know if he had worn a thong and had drizzled himself with baby oil this would have been totally awesome. the thong would have allowed him to make a thunderous assclap. and the baby oil would have given him some style points.
i agree with daniel, finger guns would have been great.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous RickLopez said...

mad skillz. that's all.

8:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love the doggy noise. is that in the song?

4:51 PM  
Blogger TrickyToro said...

it's incredibly high concept

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Bader said...

I feel scarred.

11:19 AM  
Blogger licoricepirate said...

hawt dayum!

3:48 PM  
Anonymous Barb's Friend said...

Barb, BARB!

BARB, your son is on the UwahTube, his only wearing his underwear and it's making your computer monitor strobe as his butt giggles like your underarm flab. Barb, BARB?

9:34 AM  

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