Monday, March 17, 2008

You Must Be Irish Cuz My Dick Is Dublin

Happy St. Pat's Day. Looks like this girl got herself into some troubs on St. Patrick's Day. Why is she in handcuffs?
Tell us your theory.

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Blogger wrustle said...

from the looks of that short skirt I'd guess that she was flashing her coochie for drinks.
or maybe.. maybe like sylvia stickles in "a Dirty Shame" she was dancing and picked up a water bottle with her aforementioned coochie.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Foul Monkeys Forum said...

I would say she was clearly asking to be raped over the blarney stone with that short skirt on it. Also, I am sure her muffin top was not helping her out.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Lauren said...

Yes her skirt is green, but what's underneath her skirt isn't also supposed to be green.

8:53 PM  
Blogger Bjorn said...

(S)he wasn't all the woman the gang bang though it was...too bad fat cops don't like her Dough-Nuts

9:15 PM  
Blogger Taurus said...

I had no idea Britney was Irish....

9:59 PM  
Blogger The Carny said...

Well, here's the scoop, the poop scoop...
She and Randy Jackson were just sitting in their car, see...
And Randy was telling her she was all pitchy, right?
And then she sort of fell over (too many Ambien) into Randy's lap.
Now, I should point out that Randy just HAPPENED to have his penis out...
and so the cops pull by, they see the American Idol contestant passed out, they want her autograph, and WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
Oral sex in public?
This actually has nothing to do with St. Patrick's Day. The dumb bitch has a straight stylist who said she looked good like that.

11:37 PM  
Blogger Anders said...

She was arrested for breaking the glass top of a pinball machine. And her nickname just happens to be "Sexy Sadie".

5:21 AM  
Anonymous Jodie foster said...

too soon!

8:40 AM  
Blogger Dav.d said...

She was driving by a school and in her intoxicated state she thought should could jump rope better than the other kids on the playground.

She was doing great till she did another shot of wine. That is when she got sloppy and lost a bet to a 6 year old. Tempers flared and shots were fired.

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Pussylips McCoy said...


6:05 PM  
Blogger J-ho said...

Drunk Driving while Preggers shall be punished by lethal hot beef injection into the cooter.

3:49 AM  

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