Thursday, November 09, 2006

Kids Draw The Darndest Things

This pic was sent by loyal listener -- Michelle Pink-Pie. It was drawn by a kid in kindergarten. The proud mother wrote:

"This is my kindergartener's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors . I wonder what his teacher thought. And I am so dang proud of myself. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started to cry from laughing so hard."

This rendering of a pair scissors would really change the mood of Tim Burton's "Edward Scissorhands." Yikes!


Anonymous edward scissordick said...

Gives new meaning to "pinking shears"

4:31 PM  
Blogger kelbell188 said...

Actually there was an actual porno made called Edward Penis-hands. I haven't seen it, but it's supposed to be great.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

hey, maybe that's what the kid had in mind.

i drew a peenor in kindergarten & the teacher made me cry.


4:53 PM  
Anonymous proud parent said...

Later he made finger puppets and I got a note about misuse of gluesticks...

6:40 PM  
Blogger said...

When he handed it in did the teacher scream "FAGGOT!" ?

10:08 AM  
Anonymous John H said...

They've already made a series of pornos called "Edward Penishands"

Don't believe? See for yourselves!

1:37 PM  
Anonymous John H said...

mmm that didn't work so I mailed the pics to the boys, ask them for a little peep..

1:38 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

i showed this 2 somebody; they photoshopped it somehow & found THIS ::


does that say "backprick"


1:38 PM  

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