Thursday, July 27, 2006

I Think Keira Knightly Might Be A Lil Yucky-Yucks

C'mon, people! If we saw some average Joanna walking down the street in this, we would massacre her with our eyes. She would be dead-on-arrival. That belt dress is hideous on your body. You are skinny and odd -- we get it.

And don't even get me started about these feet. Honey, you are in two of the highest grossing films of all time, and you can't be bothered with shoes. Barefoot on the streets of London -- you are asking for infection.



Anonymous aaron said...

she done gone lost her mind like Britney's "Behold the Tiger!"

1:55 PM  
Blogger Chargenda said...

I have never liked her.

3:13 PM  
Blogger asspanther said...

I've never liked her, either. she's ICKY.
But perhaps she really isn't anorexic.... Maybe, walking around London with no shoes on, she has been infected with a parasite.

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's nothing wrong with walking around barefoot, dumbass

4:30 PM  

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