Wednesday, May 03, 2006

I am not sure who the scariest looking one in the bunch is....

But if I had to pick, I would say Linda Evans.

Last night, I stumbled upon Dynasty Reunion: Catfights and Caviar. With that title, I had to call my friend Geiger and make him watch it with me.

The show worked like a regular reunion show. Stars showed up, talked about the show, and clips were shown.

A couple highlights:

-Any fight scene between Joan Collins and Linda Evans. They didn't even try to hide the fact Stunt Men with Tony Danza hands were playing these women. I swear that Patrick Swayze was Linda Evans body double.

-Joan Collins' wardrobe. She was like a cross between a character from Dr. Zhivago and Emmanuel -- the gal from those porn movies.

-John Forsythe's entrance into the reunion special. They saved him for last -- not just cuz he was the star- but because he is 120 years old. Geiger swore he saw strings working his every move. When I asked Geiger what he thought John Forsythe's breath smelled like, his reply was: "The Arc of the Covenant."

-Linda Evans plastic surgery. She looked like she was melting. And she sounded a lot like Cher. Creepy!

I never watched a single episode of this shit-sammy when it was on, but I may rent one of the DVDs. I think it would make for a fun gathering.


Blogger michael s said...

dyNASTY was the greatest show EVER!! With the catfights and Joan Collins screaming things like "Into the mud Scum Queen!" as she shoved Sammy Jo into the dirt, and oh too many quotable one liners it is a national treasure...I never missed an episode.

8:52 AM  
Blogger Robbie said...

Geiger wins - "Arc of the Covenant" is perfect

Maybe it was his breath that caused Linda's face to start melting like a greedy Nazi.

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

i think you are on to something rob.

she looked ridden hard and put away wet. real wet.

and 'member when yanni used to shove it in her?

9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anders said...

Speaking of washed up night soap stars, I just ordered the DVD for the complete Season of "Tabitha" starring Lisa Hartman-Black from Knott'sberry Farm Landing. She plays the grown up Tabitha Stevens from Bewitched. I hope it is a party-sub-sized-shit-sammy...

11:21 AM  
Anonymous davispussy said...

I caught the last 20 or so minutes. The fight scenes? A gem. Forsythe? The "Arc" comment says it all.

But I had the theme song looping through my head ALL DAY. The remnants remain, but I think it is safely on its way out of my cerebellum.

7:56 PM  

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