I am not sure who the scariest looking one in the bunch is....

But if I had to pick, I would say Linda Evans.

Last night, I stumbled upon Dynasty Reunion: Catfights and Caviar. With that title, I had to call my friend Geiger and make him watch it with me.

The show worked like a regular reunion show. Stars showed up, talked about the show, and clips were shown.

A couple highlights:

-Any fight scene between Joan Collins and Linda Evans. They didn't even try to hide the fact Stunt Men with Tony Danza hands were playing these women. I swear that Patrick Swayze was Linda Evans body double.

-Joan Collins' wardrobe. She was like a cross between a character from Dr. Zhivago and Emmanuel -- the gal from those porn movies.

-John Forsythe's entrance into the reunion special. They saved him for last -- not just cuz he was the star- but because he is 120 years old. Geiger swore he saw strings working his every move. When I asked Geiger what he thought John Forsythe's breath smelled like, his reply was: "The Arc of the Covenant."

-Linda Evans plastic surgery. She looked like she was melting. And she sounded a lot like Cher. Creepy!

I never watched a single episode of this shit-sammy when it was on, but I may rent one of the DVDs. I think it would make for a fun gathering.