Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Ass Wednesday

Dear people with ashes on your forehead,
to be blunt, you look retarded.



Like this girl came out of the elevator. Cream nylon pants hugging her ass, high heals, dyed blonde hair pulled back, and a pink cardigan not at all covering up her hardened-from-the-chill nipples. She had ashes on her forehead. REALLY?! I'm pretty sure I just saw you last night on clark and addison getting pounded by two frat guys and drinking a hurricane.

25 Comments:

Anonymous Devin said...

What? I pounded that slut Monday night! All she had on her forehead that night was my jizz--and it wasn't shaped like a cross.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous A Straight Guy said...

high five, bro.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

i hate seeing ashes on people. it is so f'ing pious.

2:36 PM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

You got to watch Noah?

The real question is if you got on video....

3:38 PM  
Anonymous Yahweh said...

Look, just because you don't give a f*ck about Christ's f*cking sacrifice doesn't mean that us b*thes that do should feel bad about practicing our love for Jesus. F*CK YOU! A-HOLES!

I'm never reading this stupid blog or listening to your trash f*cking show again!

3:59 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

yahweh, you say the darndest things.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous licoricepirate said...

jealous ? .. don't hayyyyte. :\

5:00 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

Wow...apparently yahweh hasn't heard of Freedom of Speech and Expression...but then again neither has the government. And the language used...that was such a Christianly way of putting it.

Though I don't agree with Patrick's comments on the beginning with the picture, I do recognize his right to free speech...especially on his own blog. Patrick I still love you...we're gay and according to everyone else...going straight to hell because of it anyway, so why not just take the fast train there :) LOL Love Ya Pat...don't listen to Yahweh :)

5:10 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

wait, the part where i said people with ashes look retarded? that was me.

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

No, that was Scott getting pounded on clark and addison by two frat guys and drinking a hurricane.

6:18 PM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

I don't care about jesus christ, but I don't see what the fuck yahweh is talking about. There was nothing about Noah not caring about jesus "giving a f*cking sacrifice"...

Really -some people are just searching for a reson to spout their banter of their personal abrasive ideas whether they are gounded in any kind of reality.

6:56 PM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

p.s. as put best by licoricepirate:

DON'T HAYYYTE!

6:58 PM  
Anonymous J. Michael said...

geez Yahweh, you need to relax man, you give all of us other ash-wearing folk a black eye... black like your heart... I mean, take fuckin_travis for example. You even got that bitch off his "let me see Noah naked, is there video? can I see it?" game. I mean damn Yahweh this is not the place! People want to talk dirty, repeatedly, and constantly. Don't you let him get you down fuckin_travis! You stay strong until there is a video that you can see! I know Jesus would want us all to be happy. I'm sorry for going off like that PNS, but it just had to be said. love you. :)

7:48 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

Ooops, Sorry Noah...thought it was Patrick...Okay I love you too and I will see you in hell as well...Maybe we will be management ;) LOL

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like apples, anyone like apples?

9:20 PM  
Blogger Bruce said...

"I'm never reading this stupid blog or listening to your trash f*cking show again!"--from yahweh


This so sounded like the ending of the last episode. You guys have nailed that one on the head.

10:31 PM  
Anonymous Mary Tyler Magdelaine said...

Sounds like Yahweh needs to get nailed. To the Cross.

4:24 PM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

Let me get my wooden cross and hammer...

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Jihadist Jerry said...

I kill Yahweh for you PNS Explosion boys. Free of charge of course. As soon as I get to America, but traveling by goat is a bit tedious. Praise be Allah!

6:45 PM  
Blogger Joshua-Myles said...

I would like to think that Jesus had a sense of humor. I mean his best friend was a prostitute. That's some funny sh*t.

6:47 PM  
Blogger Todd said...

I thought yahweh was being ironic. How could it not be ironic for yahweh to be saying "F*CK YOU! A-HOLES!" Read that post again in Noah's (or Patrick's?) "I'm unsubscribing" whine and it's much, much funnier. Even if that's not what yahweh meant, it's still much funnier. :D

7:42 AM  
Blogger fuckin_travis said...

I don't get the whole "using asteriks in place of a single letter in a swear word" I mean, you're still swearing, we all know what you mean by it, why not say shit the way you mean it? Just an observation...

10:48 AM  
Blogger Bruce said...

travis...

here I am not sure why it would make a difference, but in e-mails, especially work e-mails. Swears and other bad words are usually filtered and the person receiving (the e-mail that is) won't get it. But that is not true of blogging...unless I am missing something.

10:02 PM  
Blogger August said...

Hmm... Not sure I agree with you on this. Ash Wednesday has more to do with a reminder of your mortality than about "LOOK AT ME I'M A CHRISTIAN!" (though that happens by default). So perhaps after getting banged by those two frat boys, she's reminding herself that if she keeps that up, she'll die of Cervix cancer in about 20 years...

Love you guys!

12:40 AM  
Anonymous Jay said...

public piety corrupt private faith

12:43 AM  

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