Wednesday, August 03, 2005

I would love to fire Tori Amos' stylists

Hi, I'm a hot, sexy 42 year old.
Can you make me look like Bonnie Raite?
You can! yay! thankee!


Blogger Chargenda said...

I can't stand Tori Amos. I mean, she really really bugs me. Finally a haircut that reveals the stupid ho that she is.

Ok, to be honest. I don't really hate her that much. But, I just don't love her. And so many people adore her and call her just "Tori" like they are tight. That is so gross.

12:35 PM  
Blogger amandarama said...

Good call, Charlie - that would be like me saying I love R.
I have never seen a picture of Tori Amos that looked quite so bad. Gag. Why does she appear to have a gray streak?

3:09 PM  
Anonymous DLB said...

She looks like she's about to devour a big black cock.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous della reese said...

she looks like cher on allergy medicine

5:11 PM  
Blogger Sven said...

Aw, I love me some Tor. But I will agree that there is a slight Bonnie thing going on there. Hopefully, that will be gone before she comes to Millenium Park.

10:15 PM  

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