Thursday, November 30, 2006

Wilson Phillips

This is a quick clip of Chris Farley playing Carnie Wilson. Short -- but hilarious.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

I "Heart" Hot-Tub Parties

Scott talked about this vid-jo on our most recent show. Enjoy!

Sunday, November 26, 2006

got a motherfucking Wii

My Wii number is 6981 8275 8039 0247. Register me and send my your Mii. Booya!

If I don't get a Wii today I'll CRY!

ok peeps, off to wait in line at Breast Boobs.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Tatiana, AKA "Gumzies"

We talked about this in #132, and I said I'd post her. This is from "cycle" 4 (I think the word "cycle" would enable Tyra to poop out three shows in only two seasons or something). Pat, Chargenda, me, James and other peeps would get togethor and shriek at the television. This gal often looked like she had no teefers, ergo "Gumzies". Other nicknames weren't so creative such as "Brita Water Filter", for the girl named Brita and "SUV" for Lluvy (pronounced you-vee).
Here's Gumzies from the Gas Attendents In The Elements Challange (no, not joking, they put all the bitches in overalls and hosed 'em down).

mmmm, make love to that gravy.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Holiday Greeting from Britney

Gobble gobble! Turkey Day y'alls!

Barb's Friend's Recipe Korner Kard 129

Spanks Robski!!

Turkey's Done

I guess Jenny loves Thanksgiving a whole bunch!

Dear friends who might try to get a hold of me during the next 5 days

And by that, I mean all three of you. My phone broke, wha-shy-do? wha-shy-do?

(not actual phone)

But seriously folks, my phone is dead. I can recieve calls, but the screen is blankzies, so making outgoing calls is nearly impossible.

On the plus side, I'm getting a fancy new Pebl in orange.

Its fancy. And of course by that I mean, its an instantly obsolete phone that I'll be stuck with until 2009. So Pat and Scott, we're totally on for Sunday at 10.

Who the F?

I don't care about much about this Gay-kin thing, but can someone tell me who the NFSJ (new fat Star Jones) is?

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Let's Go to the Mall TODAY!

This video comes from the tv show "How I Met Your Mother." I rarely watch the show, but I happened to catch it last night. One of the characters used to be a teen, Canadian pop-star and she had a hit song called "Let's Go to the Mall." It is like the best of Tiffany and Debbie Gibson. I would love to make a vid-jo like this one.

Even if you dislike the tv show, you will enjoy the vid-jo.

God Damn, Tracy Chapman Looks Like Shit

Monday, November 20, 2006

PNS's New Stud-jo

We talked and talked about doing this and we finally put together a stud-jo. It will be nice to have a space where we make our weekly shit-sammies. And get a load of the record albums on the walls. They are so amazing.

Noah showing us how to do a Cher impersonation while sharting

Scott & Noah

Scott & Patrick

Devon taking a nap while we tape

Sunday, November 19, 2006

no Wiis for Nono

I looked all over the city of Shittaco turday for a Wii. No dice.

I did however, sample just about every large retailer in town. Here's my review of each place I visited with a quick Make-It-Dirty thrown in for good measure,

Breast Boobs (Best Buy) on Clark near Diversey: B
Was able to find out there were no Wiis right away. Then sampled Sonic on Xbox 360 in crisp 1080i HD (pretty!). Sonic was fun for a few weeks in '92. Then, it turns out the franchise just really isn't fun. I mean, at all.

Tits Flop (Game Stop) on Clark across from Breast Boobs: A+
This is my favorite gaming store in Shittaco. I mean, its a complete nerd fest and I love it. There's also a big ol' cranky dyke with a mohawk. "We're out of Wiis faggot" was a little harsh I thought.

Wet Fart (K-Mart) Wicker Park: F
When did K-mart turn into Big Lots? This place is a shitty dump. No Wii for jews. Or cheese for that matter.

Wet Vagina (Costco) on Damen: F-
Holy shit you guys I've never been to a Costco. Everything is so big. People, I like Oreos too, but you really don't need 8 millon pound box, fat ass. Put down the cookie. PUT. IT. DOWN. Good, now go out for a walk thunder thighs.

Friday, November 17, 2006

happy birfday to deveee!

Its my not-black boyfriend's birthday y'all! Devin is a big boy now. And by big, I mean down below. And by down below I mean, his cock.

World Toitee Day -- This Sunday

David J. informed us that it will be WORLD TOILET DAY on Sunday! If you don't believe, go to the WORLD TOILET site.

Some fun TOITEE facts:
1. The average person visits the toilet 2500 times a year, or about six-eight times a day. You spend about 3 years of your life in the toilet.

2.When Madonna performed last year on German TV show Wetten Dass, she refused to use their toilets. The show's producers had to use a crane to bring Madonna's own personal 18 square metre luxury toilet into the grounds.

3.The Queen has to have a new toilet seat everywhere she visits. It is then destroyed if she "goes".

In addition, the World Toilet Organization has names a spokesperson. And it is:


Thursday, November 16, 2006

30 Rock

If you bitches aren't watching "30 Rock," get to it. NBC is moving it to Thursdays tonight. It will be part of a power-comedy line-up -- after "Earl," "The Office," and "Scrubs." Are you kidding me, America. This deserves more attention than "Grey's Anatomy" and "CSI."

By the bye, Alec Baldwin is perfection on "30 Rock." I know he has a temper and stuck it inside Kim Basinger, but he is great on this show. Give it a chance. PLEASE!

Feast of Stools

Yayzies. We lost another award to them. The Gay Bloggies through bequeefed them "Best Gay Podcast." They are, indeed, the Gayest, Funnest Show!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

This takes the adoration of Juicy Baar to a new level

This is a pic of listener - Nik. He dressed up as Judy Baar Topinka for Halloweener. Sorry for the small pic. It is the only I could get up -- Honk!

Domestic Goddess

I think our dear Roseanne is going bonkers. She was on Larry King last night promoting her new HBO comedy special. She got to talking about God talking to people. And that she loves helping people who think God is talking to them. What? KOOKY! The look on Larry's face when she talked about this was priceless. It was a cross between looking annoyed and being concerned about his TOO full adult diaper.

I loved her sitcome and stand-up in the 80's. Let's hope she is not losing it.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Michelle Pink-Pie and Stephen have done it again. Bravo on this creation! Bravo!

By the bye, it should say "Gay" above "Spice," but it got cut off. Woops. I think the pics are awesome.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Kids Draw The Darndest Things

This pic was sent by loyal listener -- Michelle Pink-Pie. It was drawn by a kid in kindergarten. The proud mother wrote:

"This is my kindergartener's artistic rendering of a pair of scissors . I wonder what his teacher thought. And I am so dang proud of myself. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started to cry from laughing so hard."

This rendering of a pair scissors would really change the mood of Tim Burton's "Edward Scissorhands." Yikes!

This clip from "The View" tickles me!

PNSexplosion nominated for best podcast over at Gay Bloggies!

2006 Gay Bloggies have nominated us, out of 80 dillian other podcasts, in a competetition to win FREE PORN. Spanks so much to QueerClick for the honor. If you've never visited Queerclick, get over there pronto. Its a veritable wellspring of big sausagy doingers and pressure washed buttholes ranging from your All-'Merican Ambercrombie types, to punks, to your big hairy daddies. All with large kielbasas, and poop chutes that Martha Stewert would eat off of.

So vote you beautiful bitches!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006


I agree with Patrick. I'm going to miss her. Sometimes the only way I know how to grieve is through art. Please pay special (UGH!) attention to the picture in the upper right corner. Is that her head shot for "Degrassi Junior High"?

Pics of Barb's Commitment Ceremony & Honeymoon Night



Thanks to Rob Lindley for snapping these shots.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Tote Ovary Part 2

This is the end y'all of the love affair between PNS and Juicy Baar Topinka. God, did her voice bring us some laughs. But now -- it is over. She has conceded the Governor's race to Rod Blogojevich (just try saying that name several times in a row.)

Too bad she was a Republican. Oh, well. They don't make too many broads like her anymore.

PS - that pic is sort of grainy cuz she wouldn't put out her Misty for the shot. What a gal!

tote ovary

Fuck the elections! Priorities people! The Federlines are Splittsville.

She bettah don't tease us this time. Brit, time for a comeback.

Pics from a Recent Show Taping

Noah & Dahlia as "Mother Teresa"

Patrick & Dahlia

Scott & Dahlia

Scott & Noah holding a gift from Susie Sisson

Monday, November 06, 2006

this is so rediculous

My dad is a photographer and recently sold one of his pictures of me from about 1981, for a book cover (I think I'm about 3 here). You can buy it on Amazon.

For real real, this is the cover (seriously, this isn't a joke):

I love my dad-- that is too awesome.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

I Know What I Want for Christmas

Could you imagine how yucky this couch dress would get over time. FILTHY.

And I am talking about the girl in this shot. Look at the expression on her face. "Yeah, I am wearing a couch dress. Jealous?"

Thanks to Stephen for this one.

Twat, I Cun't Hear Jews

This is a recent story on Entertainment Tonight about Bea Arthur's recent hearing loss.

Thanks to "Bellbm" for this vid-jo.

I Wondered Where Our Bedazzler Went

Looks like Noah took it down to Lakeland, Florida and BEDAZZLED the h-e double toothpicks out of this sculpture. This pic was sent in by Ricky B. from FLA.

Speaking of our Bedazzler, where is NOAH S. who sent it to us? We have not heard from you in a while.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Recipe Korner

I'm watching TV at home today, and I wanted to share this with you guys. Paula Dean ups the ante with a bread pudding made from 2 dozen fucking krispy kreme donuts. I mean, god damn Paula!
actual recipe:

2 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts
1 (14-ounce) can sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated)
2 (4.5-ounce) cans fruit cocktail (undrained)
2 eggs, beaten
1 (9-ounce) box raisins
1 pinch salt
1 or 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
Butter Rum Sauce, recipe follows
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Cube donuts into a large bowl. Pour other ingredients on top of donuts and let soak for a few minutes. Mix all ingredients together until donuts have soaked up the liquid as much as possible. Bake for about 1 hour until center has jelled. Top with Butter Rum Sauce.

Butter Rum Sauce:
1 stick butter
1 pound box confectioners' sugar
Rum, to taste
Melt butter and slowly stir in confectioners' sugar. Add rum and heat until bubbly. Pour over each serving of Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding.

Friday's With Rhea

If Mitch Albom can make millions off of "Tuesday's With Morrie," why can't we make a lil sumpin off of "Friday's With Rhea." And if it is made into a movie -- she can play herself.


K-Fed's new album reviewed in Rollingstone!

Playing With Fire ("fire" here, cleary a euphamism for Brit-brits cho-cha) is off the HIZOOOK! Lets check out the review, wha wha!?

and its...

oh, this is awkward.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Today Show's Ann Curry as Cher

I got this pic off of I love when the Today show peeps dress up for Halloween. They go all out. We are in Cher-mode with the last few posts.

The imitator

The real thing

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Cher's botched attempt at making a clone.

"C'mon MiniCher, time to comb out mah wigs, hoooow. MommyCher needs a nippy nap, I'm tie-tie red for nie-nie, hoooww."

(thanks Kelbel for posting that picture on my Myspace. xox)

A pic of Noah celebrating Halloween

Even at the tender young age of 7...

I knew I was hearing the future with Pointer Sisters' Automatic. Missy Eliot needs to sample this.

PS- Did you guys know they did the number count pinball song on Sesame Street?
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